Fwd Mails Received - Before & After Marriege

Sit Back..Take a Read..and have a good Laugh...PLEASE DO NOT APPLY!

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: No! Don't even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course! Over and over!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: No! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Every chance I get.

She: Will you hit me?

He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

She: Darling!

After marriage.....

^ Simply read from bottom to top - backwards. ^

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